In Which I Do Not Know what Colour the School Is, Please Stop Asking

[plotless]

[aka continuing threads from the camp move]

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[flipsthebird]

I know everything there is to know about HOMRA. How you function, how you think, where you meet, what you do . . . doesn't that worry you, just a little?

[olliesout]

I've been bothered by you ever since, dumbass.

[flipsthebird]

Then maybe you shouldn't say I don't know how HOMRA works, hmm?

[olliesout]

[I HATE YOU!!!!!!]

Shut up!

[flipsthebird]

Didn't you just ask for an explanation? Make up your mind.

[olliesout]

I don't want one now!

[flipsthebird]

. . . a mind?

[olliesout]

[I REALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW]

You're asking for it!

[AURA: ON]

[flipsthebird]

[WEAPONS: DRAWN]

I was only trying to help you, Mi-sa-ki. So is this how you repay me?

[olliesout]

[WHY ARE YOU A FUCKING CHEAT]

Don't fuck with me! I'm not accepting help from a shitty traitor like you!

[chaaaaaaaarge]

[flipsthebird]

Fine by me!

[finally, the part where I get to take a swing at you]

[olliesout]

[and this is the part where I roll away with my skateboard and then attack from another angle]

[flipsthebird]

[cuts at the air instead, curse your maneuverability]

[olliesout]

[I'M COMING AT YOU FROM THE BACK, MONKEY]

[flipsthebird]

[SPINS AROUND TO TRY AND BLOCK but you might actually land a hit that way]

[olliesout]

[excellent. I'll hit you good and punch you in the face.]

[flipsthebird]

[you know what the problem is? you're too small, you can get in through my defenses. also ow right in the glasses]

[olliesout]

[HA!

I am flipping back after landing that punch in.]

First hit of the year. I got it, Saru.

[flipsthebird]

Haah? It's too bad your hit count is so low you can keep track of that.

[olliesout]

Your hit count is zero, you fucker!

[flipsthebird]

It won't take me a year to fix that.

[you know what's probably a really bad idea? throwing knives with his glasses askew. I mean even if he aims for the shoulder who KNOWS what he's going to hit?]

[olliesout]

[NOT MY SHOULDER

YOU HIT MY GODDAMN ARM]

[flipsthebird]

[oh well that works, no big difference!]

One to one, Misaki~

[olliesout]

[ugh let me get that knife out first and maybe seeth in rage]

[flipsthebird]

[that's fine I'll be over here adjusting my glasses]

And first blood to me.